Jab Na Tha Hosh Ham Ko Dushmani Se Darte The,,,

Jab Na Tha Hosh Ham Ko Dushmani Se Darte The,,, 

Ab Jo Hosh Aaya Hai Dosti Se Darte Hain..

Tanhayi Ka Ek Alag Hi Maza Hai...

Tanhayi Ka Ek Alag Hi Maza Hai... 

Is Main Darr Nahi Hota Kisi K Chhor Jaane Ka...

Har Morr Pe Mil Jaate Hain Hamdard HazaaroN

Har Morr Pe Mil Jaate Hain Hamdard HazaaroN 

Shaayed Meri Basti Mein Adakaar Bohat Hain

Meri Tabahiyon Men Tera Hath Hai Magar,,

 Meri Tabahiyon Men Tera Hath Hai Magar,, 

Mein Sab Se Keh Raha Hoon Muqaddar Ki Baat Hai…

Abhi Pehli mohabbat k bohat se qarz baaqi hain,

Abhi Pehli mohabbat k bohat se qarz baaqi hain,

Abhi pehli musaafat ki thakan se choor hain paon.

Abhi pehli rifaaqat ka har ik ghao slaamat hai.

Abhi maqtool khaboo'n ko bhi dafnaaya nahi hum ne.

Abhi aankhen hain iddat mein,

Abhi ye sog k din hain,

Abhi is gham ki kaifeyyat se baahir kis tarah aaen,

Abhi iss gham ko bherny do ,

Abhi kuch din guzarny do.

Yeh gham k neelgoo'n darya utar jayen tu sochen gay,

Abhi ye zakhm taaza hain,

Yeh bhar jaen to sochen gay....

Log kahtay hain k 1 larki k parhnay say sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hay.

Log kahtay hain k 1 larki k parhnay say sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hay.

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Lekin us larki k college jaanay say 40 larkay fail ho jaatay hain us ka kya??:-

Pangay baaz BV:

Pangay baaz BV:

Kitchen Se Namak Lana.

SHOHAR:

Yahan To Koi Namak Nahi Hai.

BV:

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Ho Hi Andhe,

Tumhe Nhi Milega, Is Lye Pehly Hi Le Aai Thi main

Girl:Tum sub Larkay ek Jaise Q Hote Ho?

Girl:Tum sub Larkay ek Jaise Q Hote Ho?

Very nice reply by boy.

Tum Sab ko Try Q Karti Ho'':-P

1 Admi Ne Airport k Cafe me Uniform Pehny 1 Khubsrat Larki Dekhi,

1 Admi Ne Airport k Cafe me Uniform Pehny 1 Khubsrat Larki Dekhi,
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Us Ne Socha Ye Koi Air-Hostes hy
Lekin Ye Pata Nhi Tha k Kis Airline ki hy?
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Us ki Tawajo hasil Krny k Liay Wo Us k Qarib Gya or bola
Emirates?
Lekin Wo Chup RAhi
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Thori Der Bad Wo Phir Bola
Turkish airline?
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Wo Phir Chup Rahi
Wo Thora or Us k Pas hua or Bola
British airways?
Larki ne Ghusay se Uski Taraf Dekha or Boli:
"Kya Taklef hy KUTTEY?
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Admi Muskraya or Bola 
Ohhh! P.I.A
:-D

Boy: I love u

Boy:

I love u 

Girl:

Different style se propose kro na

Boy:

Kya tmhare janaze k kafan, dafan ka haq mere bacho ko mil skta hy?

Girl:

Lanat teri shakal pe,,

Boy: Har Roz Subh 72 Larkiyan Mera Intezar Karti hy.

Boy: Har Roz Subh 72 Larkiyan Mera Intezar Karti hy.

Girl:
Wah Bari chez ho yar
esa kya hy tum me.

Boy:
Punjab univrsity Ki bus Ka Driver Hun...!

1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili

1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili to us ne 1 clinic khola or bahir board pe likha k 300rs me elaj or 

Elaj na hua to 1000 Rs wapas, 

1 chalak admi ne socha k 1000rs kamany k acha moqa hy wo clinic pe aya or kaha mujy kisi b cheez ka zaiqa nahi ata 

Dr: Box#22 se dawa nikalo or usko 3 drops pilao nurse ne dawa pila di 

Marez: ye kya ye to petrol hy 

Dr:Mubarak ho apko taste mehsus hogya lao 300.Marez ko ghusa aya. 

kuch din bad wo phir gaya k ab Dr se purany paise b wapas lene hen, 

Marez: Dr sab meri yadasht kam nahi karti 

Dr to Nurs: Box#22 se dawa nikalo or 3 drops pilao, 

Marez:Lekin wo dawa to zuban k taste k liye thi, 

Dr: Mubarak ho apki yadasht wapas aa gai, lao 300rs.

Mohabbat Ko Paane Ki Tamanna Ho To Logon Se Mat Ghabrao, ,

Mohabbat Ko Paane Ki Tamanna Ho To Logon Se Mat Ghabrao, ,

Jo Hath Kanto Se Darte Hain Un Ko Phoolon Ki Khushbo Nahi Milti, , ,

Udaasiyun Main Jeena Aadat Ban Gayi Hai, ,

Udaasiyun Main Jeena Aadat Ban Gayi Hai, ,

Jinse Umeed Thi Yad Rakhne Ki Wo Bohat Masroof Rehte Hain, , ,

ik bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yaqeen, ,

ik bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yaqeen, ,

humne gusse mein kaha mar jaenge usne kaha AMEEN!!!!!