Log kahtay hain k 1 larki k parhnay say sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hay.

Log kahtay hain k 1 larki k parhnay say sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hay.

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Lekin us larki k college jaanay say 40 larkay fail ho jaatay hain us ka kya??:-

Pangay baaz BV:

Pangay baaz BV:

Kitchen Se Namak Lana.

SHOHAR:

Yahan To Koi Namak Nahi Hai.

BV:

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Ho Hi Andhe,

Tumhe Nhi Milega, Is Lye Pehly Hi Le Aai Thi main

Girl:Tum sub Larkay ek Jaise Q Hote Ho?

Girl:Tum sub Larkay ek Jaise Q Hote Ho?

Very nice reply by boy.

Tum Sab ko Try Q Karti Ho'':-P

1 Admi Ne Airport k Cafe me Uniform Pehny 1 Khubsrat Larki Dekhi,

1 Admi Ne Airport k Cafe me Uniform Pehny 1 Khubsrat Larki Dekhi,
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Us Ne Socha Ye Koi Air-Hostes hy
Lekin Ye Pata Nhi Tha k Kis Airline ki hy?
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Us ki Tawajo hasil Krny k Liay Wo Us k Qarib Gya or bola
Emirates?
Lekin Wo Chup RAhi
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Thori Der Bad Wo Phir Bola
Turkish airline?
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Wo Phir Chup Rahi
Wo Thora or Us k Pas hua or Bola
British airways?
Larki ne Ghusay se Uski Taraf Dekha or Boli:
"Kya Taklef hy KUTTEY?
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Admi Muskraya or Bola 
Ohhh! P.I.A
:-D

Boy: I love u

Boy:

I love u 

Girl:

Different style se propose kro na

Boy:

Kya tmhare janaze k kafan, dafan ka haq mere bacho ko mil skta hy?

Girl:

Lanat teri shakal pe,,

Boy: Har Roz Subh 72 Larkiyan Mera Intezar Karti hy.

Boy: Har Roz Subh 72 Larkiyan Mera Intezar Karti hy.

Girl:
Wah Bari chez ho yar
esa kya hy tum me.

Boy:
Punjab univrsity Ki bus Ka Driver Hun...!

1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili

1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili to us ne 1 clinic khola or bahir board pe likha k 300rs me elaj or 

Elaj na hua to 1000 Rs wapas, 

1 chalak admi ne socha k 1000rs kamany k acha moqa hy wo clinic pe aya or kaha mujy kisi b cheez ka zaiqa nahi ata 

Dr: Box#22 se dawa nikalo or usko 3 drops pilao nurse ne dawa pila di 

Marez: ye kya ye to petrol hy 

Dr:Mubarak ho apko taste mehsus hogya lao 300.Marez ko ghusa aya. 

kuch din bad wo phir gaya k ab Dr se purany paise b wapas lene hen, 

Marez: Dr sab meri yadasht kam nahi karti 

Dr to Nurs: Box#22 se dawa nikalo or 3 drops pilao, 

Marez:Lekin wo dawa to zuban k taste k liye thi, 

Dr: Mubarak ho apki yadasht wapas aa gai, lao 300rs.