Pangay baaz BV:

Pangay baaz BV:

Kitchen Se Namak Lana.

SHOHAR:

Yahan To Koi Namak Nahi Hai.

BV:

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Ho Hi Andhe,

Tumhe Nhi Milega, Is Lye Pehly Hi Le Aai Thi main

Girl:Tum sub Larkay ek Jaise Q Hote Ho?

Girl:Tum sub Larkay ek Jaise Q Hote Ho?

Very nice reply by boy.

Tum Sab ko Try Q Karti Ho'':-P

1 Admi Ne Airport k Cafe me Uniform Pehny 1 Khubsrat Larki Dekhi,

1 Admi Ne Airport k Cafe me Uniform Pehny 1 Khubsrat Larki Dekhi,
.
Us Ne Socha Ye Koi Air-Hostes hy
Lekin Ye Pata Nhi Tha k Kis Airline ki hy?
.
Us ki Tawajo hasil Krny k Liay Wo Us k Qarib Gya or bola
Emirates?
Lekin Wo Chup RAhi
.
Thori Der Bad Wo Phir Bola
Turkish airline?
.
Wo Phir Chup Rahi
Wo Thora or Us k Pas hua or Bola
British airways?
Larki ne Ghusay se Uski Taraf Dekha or Boli:
"Kya Taklef hy KUTTEY?
.
Admi Muskraya or Bola 
Ohhh! P.I.A
:-D

Boy: I love u

Boy:

I love u 

Girl:

Different style se propose kro na

Boy:

Kya tmhare janaze k kafan, dafan ka haq mere bacho ko mil skta hy?

Girl:

Lanat teri shakal pe,,

Boy: Har Roz Subh 72 Larkiyan Mera Intezar Karti hy.

Boy: Har Roz Subh 72 Larkiyan Mera Intezar Karti hy.

Girl:
Wah Bari chez ho yar
esa kya hy tum me.

Boy:
Punjab univrsity Ki bus Ka Driver Hun...!

1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili

1 engineer ko 2 sal bad b job na mili to us ne 1 clinic khola or bahir board pe likha k 300rs me elaj or 

Elaj na hua to 1000 Rs wapas, 

1 chalak admi ne socha k 1000rs kamany k acha moqa hy wo clinic pe aya or kaha mujy kisi b cheez ka zaiqa nahi ata 

Dr: Box#22 se dawa nikalo or usko 3 drops pilao nurse ne dawa pila di 

Marez: ye kya ye to petrol hy 

Dr:Mubarak ho apko taste mehsus hogya lao 300.Marez ko ghusa aya. 

kuch din bad wo phir gaya k ab Dr se purany paise b wapas lene hen, 

Marez: Dr sab meri yadasht kam nahi karti 

Dr to Nurs: Box#22 se dawa nikalo or 3 drops pilao, 

Marez:Lekin wo dawa to zuban k taste k liye thi, 

Dr: Mubarak ho apki yadasht wapas aa gai, lao 300rs.

Mohabbat Ko Paane Ki Tamanna Ho To Logon Se Mat Ghabrao, ,

Mohabbat Ko Paane Ki Tamanna Ho To Logon Se Mat Ghabrao, ,

Jo Hath Kanto Se Darte Hain Un Ko Phoolon Ki Khushbo Nahi Milti, , ,

Udaasiyun Main Jeena Aadat Ban Gayi Hai, ,

Udaasiyun Main Jeena Aadat Ban Gayi Hai, ,

Jinse Umeed Thi Yad Rakhne Ki Wo Bohat Masroof Rehte Hain, , ,

ik bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yaqeen, ,

ik bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yaqeen, ,

humne gusse mein kaha mar jaenge usne kaha AMEEN!!!!!

Tum Bewafa Ho Ke Bhi Kitne Ache Lagte Ho, ,

Tum Bewafa Ho Ke Bhi Kitne Ache Lagte Ho, ,

KHUDA Jaane Tum Main Wafa Hoti To Kya Hota, 

Maloom Nahi Tha Ke Muhabbat Kya Cheez Hai Sirf Itna Pata hai, ,

Maloom Nahi Tha Ke Muhabbat Kya Cheez Hai Sirf Itna Pata hai, ,

Hazaron Ke Dil Torne Parte Hain Sirf Ek Yaar Ki Khatir, , , 

Maine Phir Us Se Kabhi Ishq Ka Daawa Na Kiya, ,

Maine Phir Us Se Kabhi Ishq Ka Daawa Na Kiya, ,

Usne Bhi Shart Lagadi Thi Wafadari Ki, , , , 

Ho Talluq To Rooh Se Ho, ,

Ho Talluq To Rooh Se Ho, ,

Dil To Aksar Bhar Hi Jate Hain, , , 

Mana k tum haseen hoo mager is qadar nahi, ,

Mana k tum haseen hoo mager is qadar nahi, , 

Jitna k meri deed ne tum ko bana dia !!!

Meray Hathoon Ke Lakeeron Main Yah AAIB Chupa Hai, ,

Meray Hathoon Ke Lakeeron Main Yah AAIB Chupa Hai, ,

Main Jiss Shaks Ko Chhoh LooN woh Mera Nahi Rehta..!!